What did you dream last night?

[RosieLemonade]

I dreamt I had a baby boy who looked just like DH when he was a baby. He was playing at the top of the stairs and fell down to the bottom where he landed in a box. He was just lovely in my dream and I’m feeling a bit miffed this morning that he’s not about and there’s no babies in my near future.

When DD was a few weeks old I fell down the stairs with her. It was one of the worst moments of my entire life so stairs are often in my dream.

I had a wierd dream I was watching a dog my mum just got it was brown don’t no the bread. We were on this wierd beach and when I went in the sea it was green and lite up green. And very cold. I woke up and told my mum. I never normally and she sent me these pictures of a random brown dog looked like the one and this wierd beach covered in green on the rocks. She had been there on Thursday. Very wierd

Went to some sort of uni celebration but ended up on a coach and having to poo in a hat. It was horrid.
I have UC so maybe to do with that.

I put our TV in DS12's bedroom so I didn't have to watch him play on the Xbox in the sitting room 😂

Dream 1 - my husband dream cheated. I woke up feeling so uneasy and a bit pissed with him.
Finally managed to fall back asleep, and
Dream 2 - My friend was in a mental institution. Vivid and weird.

Ooh, good, a place to post this. I dreamed that my OH was at work, on the moon. Something happened and a giant piece of the moon or the work station fell off, hurtled toward earth. I was on a chaise longue outside looking up at it all and thinking "oh dear". After it hit I was surprised by the absence of shock waves, I texted OH "are you ok?". Then seemingly the next thing was we were in the woods, high up in the tree tops, with monkey/ape type animals, and we were all family and I was thinking "well this is all well and good but I don't want to live the rest of my days in the tree tops". I was scared to get down so I somehow made a tall stack stackable chairs that I could step on to and somehow glide down. We all (OH and the apes and I) moved back home and I thought "I'm going to have to teach them road safety".

I woke up and realised just what a strange dream it was!

Mine was a shocker:

A witch's long, bony fingers extending through my ajar sash window and poking me.

I was paralysed by fear, couldn't shout for help.

Was so realistic I woke up in a right old state.
Heart thumping, cold sweat, the works.

Turns out I'd fallen asleep on the biro I was writing with late last night...

Dreamt about a birthday cake that had a log burner on it! Work that one out!!

I dreamt I had a huge spreadsheet to fill in at work, but the cells were really tiny so I could hardly see them.

It was an extremely boring dream.

Anyone else?

I had parked legally on a street and someone decided that to shove my little car into the back of a transit van. I knocked on a door to demand my car was removed and the owner was incredulous that I had driven a Matiz 900cc from Swansea to Essex!

I also waited hours for a taxi to take me to work which is about 1/2 mile from where I was!

I keep dreaming of my laptop screen, just that, it's either outlook or just a screen scrolling. I'm sure it because I spend so many hours wfh in front of it.

Not yesterday but last week - I was lead singer in a band of travelling squirrels.

I dreamt three times that I woke myself up coughing. Dh assures me I wasn't coughing, and I haven't coughed since I woke up.

I had a nightmare!

I dreamt I had a policeman burst in my house, he forced me over the counter to handcuff me and I did some fighting moves and threw myself back and managed to head butt him with the back of my head! He wasn't a real policeman I just knew that somehow.

Then we had another fight and I ripped his ear off and threw it to my dog a chihuahua who ate it!

I woke up then.

That i punched Dermot O'Leary in a shop for queue jumping and sparked a massive police hunt

I had a funny dream last night, I woke up smiling when I remembered it. I was on holiday with a group of friends. I found a big clam shell on the beach, it was stuffed full of little bits of treasure. Brought it back to where we were staying (which was a very random underground den) and emptied out the treasure - there were loads of tiny pretty shells, gold charm, other little trinkets. I then pretended to auction the contents to my friends, putting on a proper auctioneers voice, and doing that funny thing you see them do on TV where they roll their tongues and talk proper gibberish It made one of my friends absolutely cry with laughter. It was such a feel-good dream!

I dreamt my mum (who died this week) was here and healthy.
It's so hard dreaming of her as I don't want to wake up.

@loutypips

I'm so sorry about your mum.
Maybe it's her way of letting you know she's at peace and happy.

I had a dream last night that I was being flirted with by Rachel McAdams only to reject her (whyyyyy!) and then she started attacking me. I ran into my house and the door opened so I fired a gun and unintentionally shot this singer I like who was coming in instead of Rachel McAdams, but he was pretty mellow and we had a chat and he gave me some kisses on the cheek.

Analyse that one, Freud!

I dreamt I was caught up in a Tsunami with the cast of Gossip Girl

I dreamt i was showing my mum round my uni and it was flooded, then we went home because the mayor was coming round to fit a new toilet

I dreamt I was out shopping with a friend who then disappeared and I ended up meeting my mum who was having lunch in a dept store cafe. She’s been dead two years, but it was lovely to see her again, if only in a dream.

I've just woken up from a horrible anxiety dream. I was on a weird cruise ship crowded with people in evening dress. We had to get off to catch the tube but no one would pack except me.
I had to push through the crowd to one canin, shout at someone to start packing then push through again to the other end where another person had just emptied their suitcase on the floor. I'm a sweaty exhausted mess! I hate crowds, get very seasick and wouldn't go on the tube if you paid me.

Cabin not canin

I've just had an awful dream. In real life my best friend has recently ended a toxic relationship with a cheat and she is devastated.

In my dream she was crying to me and suicidal but all the while I was seeing him behind her back!
Eventually I was at his house (made up I've never see his house) with him all lovey and she came over crying and was so cross/angry and he was horrid to her and just wanted rid of her to shmooze me even though she was suicidal. At that point I left to and told him if he could treat her like that after 5 years together he definitely could me. I've woken up feeling awful, like the worst person. I'd never do that to my friend but her distress in my dream has me feeling rotten.