What's your life too frickin' short for?

[Asterion]

I was in the supermarket earlier, realising that I need to clean a load of windows at home which I've been putting off. I've been dithering over buying a bucket and getting some of those microfibre cloths to do the windows with, because everyone says they're fab and it would save the planet.

And then I thought to myself - life's too frickin' short. So I bought a load of spray window cleaner and some paper towels, and actually cleaned the windows, instead of the constant fussing about "Oh I should use warm soapy water and save the dolphins", or whatever.

What's your life too frickin' short for atm?

Ironing. Always.

Caring what other people think about how clean (or not!) my house is!

Worrying about what others think of me...I used to worry when I was late teens early 20s and then one day I decided not to. Very liberating!

Ironing

Ironing (I honestly have no idea why so many people seem to waste half their lives ironing)

Chopping veg (frozen diced onions etc are a fabulous invention)

Make up (I've never worn it though so not a new thing, I would always much rather have the extra few minutes in bed)

Pissing about on Munsnet.

Oh. Wait.

So glad a lot of us look vaguely crumpled, lol - matters even less right now too. My iron remains pristine in a cupboard!

@Purplecatshopaholic

So glad a lot of us look vaguely crumpled, lol - matters even less right now too. My iron remains pristine in a cupboard!

I'm just impressed you know where it is. I often joke with my husband that if someone came to our house and said they would give me a million pounds if I found my iron in under a minute I wouldn't get the money.

@christinarossetti19

Pissing about on Munsnet.

Oh. Wait.

Another crumpled one here!!

Judging how other people celebrate Christmas. Christmas Eve boxes, 1st Dec boxes, stockings, elf on the shelf, 'piles', competitive non-buying, decor.... Whatever floats your boat.
Reading Mumsnet threads about the frothing I've it however... Great way to pass 5 minutes

Foaming, at extraordinary length, on here about whether I should report someone for something, oh anything, I don't like and based on scanty facts.

Ironing need sheets. It's a shame, because I love ironed sheets but any time I decide to do them I just give up and decide life is far too short.

Ugh, *BED sheets

Microfibres are actually really bad for the environment at least paper towels are biodegradable!

@PattyPan

Microfibres are actually really bad for the environment at least paper towels are biodegradable!

THANK YOU!!! Vindication!!!

Also my paper towels are recycled - feeling much more virtuous now!

Also ironing. Life is far far too short to waste energy making clothes look slightly less rumpled

ironing... Just hang it neatly in the first place. Would only ever get the iron down from it's forgotton cupboard for a funeral or wedding

Also ironing.

And giving a shit about what other people think about me.

Inspired by a thread yesterday... worrying about totally ridiculous body features like thigh gaps, hip dips, muffin tops, saddlebags...etc.

Bodies are different shapes. It's not worth even a second of time.

Starving myself to become unrealistically thin. I love food and wine, and there aren’t any other pleasures going on at the moment!

Life's too short to constantly be on a diet!

Bastarding teenagers behaving like the world owes them a favour

I came on to say Ironing, glad to see I'm not the only one.

Ironing
Dyeing my hair
Keeping up with eyebrow trends