I may have to leave him (lighthearted)

[Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese]

So I've just noticed I'm running out of conditioner again!!

For some (until today) inexplicable reason over the past 4 months I've run out of conditioner before shampoo, amongst my friends this is back to front.

This evening when I mentioned it DH suggested it might be because he has been using my Tigi Bed Head conditioner too, fine, until he said he's been using it as... Body Wash!!!!!

Who does that!?!?!?!?!

His reasoning is that it smells so yummy... I know, that's why I buy it!

But not only that, he has been using my shampoo as bubble bath for ds's baths this week 🤦‍♀️ on what planet is that a thing!?!? Again "it smells nicer than his bedtime wash"

Urgh!!! I am so tempted to pack his bags and send him back to his parents, Should I?

Think positive? You now have a very fragrant husband!

I've had an incredibly hard and stressful day at work and with a teen who won't go to school. Asked DH to pick up a bottle of wine on his way home and he came back with the low alcohol wine.

Can I send him to his parents too??

He really does @feministfemme

Oh god @cricketmum84 that doesn't sound good at all!! And yes, I think we should be able to send our husbands back to their parents when they malfunction.

Hire a builder.
You need a new patio...

Alternatively, give him some £1 body gel with a bit of vanilla extract added

My DS admitted he had been using my expensive shampoo bar to erm.....wash his private areas

LTB !!

Absolutely leave him

And I always run out of conditioner first. Maybe even a third of a bottle of shampoo left after the conditioner is done. I thought this was normal as conditioner doesn't lather?!

@SleepWellBeast

Absolutely leave him

And I always run out of conditioner first. Maybe even a third of a bottle of shampoo left after the conditioner is done. I thought this was normal as conditioner doesn't lather?!

Thank Christ you posted, cause I always buy two conditioners to every bottle of shampoo. I was thinking I was doing it all wrong there

Ah @Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese least he smells good. And btw you can buy some bed head in semi chem, save a small fortune if your dh persists

@SleepWellBeast and @TheCanyon it could be because I only condition on every second shampoo. I might be doing things wrong 😂

But I'm thinking positive as suggested he smells delightful haha