If your dog or cat could say one word/phrase in English...

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What do you think it would choose?

Oh bugger

Butt-scratch, please.

Knobhead (Cat1 - his face says it all the time).

FOOD!! (Cat 2)

Mine would say " you can keep saying "Daisy,no" until the cows come home, but Daisy is gonna, so get used to it, sucker"

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Posted too soon - mine would say “belly tickles”!

My cats would sneer 'Oh, for God's sake, you dimwit' at me 50 time a day.

Food or feed me

Not one word, but I think he'd say 'Thank you for rescuing me, I'll love you forever and ever'

Food now, slave (DCats)

Cat
Feed me, slave

Feck off.

(Cat hates everyone)

#1 food now
#2 fuck you

NOW!!

He has a very loud, impatient meow when he wants to go in or out, or when he thinks he should be fed

(Officially not our cat but he lives here a lot of the time)

Now!

What can you do for me? (Cat)

ME!!! Ie stroke ME, feed ME, cuddle ME, love ME, pay attention to ME

Cat: "Rub my belly NOW PLEASE"

I love you so much.

Throw

How many times do I need to show you where my food is kept before you take the hint.

Dinnertime

It's always dinnner time for labs.

‘Feeeed me, I’m starrrrving, look how I have to lick the worktop for scraps’. Alternated with ‘open the door! I don’t necessarily want to go through it but I would like to check that it still works, oh yes, it does. You may close it now. Hey! Where are you going? I said open the door! You humans have no idea.’

I’m still hungry.

Another Labrador. He would say it every 5 minutes.

The dog would say: "[DS] is in the shower, so I'm obviously gonna be walked soon!!!" or "Annihilate the post!!!"
The cat would say: "I love [DS]" ('cause he really does)
Male kitten would say: "Feed me everything, as soon as possible!"
Female kitten would say: "Kiss?"