If your dog or cat could say one word/phrase in English...

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What do you think it would choose?

Hungry . Hungry. Still hungry !

Food obsessed Dalmatian ...

Who me? I'm just a cute defenceless puppy.

Throw the bloody ball Mum !!

My old boy could actually speak a couple of words in English (despite being a Cypriot cat):

Where have you been??
Him: out

What are you doing?? (when he was up to no good)
Him: nowt

He was very clever

PATHETIC!

Love the hungry Labrador’s and the superior cats!

HAM!

My cat is sadly no longer alive but without a doubt his phrase would br:

Prawns! - give me more prawns!

Dog would say "now"

Throw the ball - now
Dinner - now
Need to go outside - now
I can see another dog - now

Girl cat - "cuddle"

Boy cat - "hello"

Dinner, now, I'm starving! STARVING!

OK then, biscuits. Is that all?

Are we going out? Now? Out? Woo!

Is that the gun? Oh my god, it's the gun!
He's got the gun!
Yaaay!
We're going to work!

(Working labs)

Service please

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Mine would say " you can keep saying "Daisy,no" until the cows come home, but Daisy is gonna, so get used to it, sucker"

I have a cat named Daisy too!

She would say "Feed me NOW!".

I've been asking you for years to please stop this wet stuff falling from the sky.

Instead one says 'hello' and the other one says 'out', reflects their approach to life.

Ssshhh, I'm sleeping
Whippet

I will dig in the garden if I want.

It doesn't matter how many times you say my name, I'm going this way, I'm not listening, la la la. Ooh look a pigeon, I better chase it, la la la, ooh a puddle, looks fun. La la la, splash splash. Why are you telling me to get down, you told me to come here, I've shared my mud with you.

Ten month old lab, starting his teenage phase

My old dog would say, well he actually does say it with his big brown eyes.

"You're not going out and leaving me, are you?"

And I don't, he's gone everywhere with me since lockdown, he can not bare to be alone now. Even when I go to the toilet, he Le there scratching at the door.

Needy little bugger. He's 13 so better not be leaving me any time soon. :(

Dog..' I LOVE you I LOVE you, never leave me!'

Cat.. ' The service round here is shocking, I wish to complain (loudly and at 3am) to the manager!'

Blanket: Please don't leave me
Fatcat: I'm starving

She’d mutter obscenities under her breath and eye roll me. But when she wanted something it would be ‘love you mummy’.

She’s a contrary madam. I worship her.

Feed me, now!

Cat -
Please stop picking me up in front of next doors cat it’s SO embarrassing (in the tone of a teenager)

Touch me. He groans til I do.

His brother would say ‘cuddles’ or ‘ball’ if we were out. Obsessed with both.

Peasant!

Dog 1 feed me please and put away that brush, I don’t like it!
Dog 2 throw ball now and no , I don’t know what I would do if I caught one of those birds, but that’s not the point!
Cat feed me that fancy food for mature cats, not that other rubbish, oh and some biscuits as well while you are in the cupboard.

Schnuff