If your dog or cat could say one word/phrase in English...

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What do you think it would choose?

Our beautiful irish wolfhound who passed away last month would have said , in Liam Neeson’s voice “ I know you love me and I love you dearly too, now please give me more chicken “

My cat: ‘Feed me now then immediately fuck off’

My BastardCat - feed me, now.

After being fed:

"Where's MrCat? What have you done with him?"

His eyes then go fully dilated and I have to run away or distract him with favourite toy to stop attack. He lurvves MrCat but barely puts up with me, unless feeding him.

I am dying here from starvation, don't you care at all - that is what he says with his eyes, he is a Labrador

“Walk” or “ treat.” Those are words he understands and appreciates.

Also chicken, meat, up ( to go upstairs) and sit...except he ignores sit unless it’s associated with a walk.😄

*So I can put his lead on before the walk.

My dog understands plenty of what I say (will trot off to his water bowl if I suggest that he needs a drink!) but ignores most of it and I find myself arguing with him.

"No"
"Woof"
"No!"
"Woof!"
"Stop it"
"Growl"

Now.

x< )

Girl cat: let me OUT, how dare you keep me in prison!!!
Boy cat: Feed me!

Female cat (when younger): Useless bastards, you disgust me
Female cat (when older & more mellow): Leave me alone, I want some peace
Male cat: Will you be my friend? Will the hissy lady cat be my friend? Can I have a cuddle please?

Get OFF my blanket

You're a waste of opposable thumbs

@motorcyclenumptiness

You're a waste of opposable thumbs

😂

Neighbour's cat breaks in often and yowls at the fridge. She'd probably say, 'I dont know why you humans can't understand simple instructions. Just open the fridge and give me the ham.' Or maybe, 'Why are you putting me out again? You've forgotten to feed me.'

Die! (That would be cat 1 speaking to the dog). Although he doesn’t need to speak. If looks could kill the dog would be struck down...

I am hungry!

Minemineminemineminemine

All day. About everything.

Patterdale terrier. Awful creature (good job I love her)

Cat: "Piss off until dinner time, meatbags."

"My bowls empty"

Cat:

"Open the door, I want to go out."

30 seconds later...

"Open the door, I want to come in."

"I'm so excited, I just can't hide it" mad Cocker

OMG! (Cocker spaniel who is excited about EVERYTHING)

Now (cats)

@CollieDug mine would say throw too 🤣

Cat
"No, no, I haven't had anything to eat!"

The cat would definitely say "Fuck off". He already thinks it very loudly