Mine was my dm used to pick me and dsis up from primary school. Dm also agreed to pick up and drop off a girl at our school - let's call her Jane - too because she lived near us.
One day Jane's DM curtly told us that she would be picking Jane up from school from now on "because of all the swearing".
It turned out Jane's delicate sensibilities couldn't cope with us using the words "bottom" or "bum" on the ride home.
What's yours?