What is this? *pic included*

[Tempusfudgeit]

Because I'm bored in a two star hotel room ...

What is this? It's near the kettle/stingy tea and coffee making facilities.

Bonus points for amusing guesses

Bottle opener?

Bottle opener

Bottle opener

Isn’t it a beer bottle opener?

Yes bottle opener

Or if you turn it the right way its the handle to the door to Narnia.

It's a husband tethering point.

It is a bottle opener as PP have said.