Am I going to be lucky today?

[FraughtwithGin]

Saw 2 magpies together (2 for joy) and a black cat crossed my path.
What do you think?

Better get a lottery ticket

Funnily enough I bought a lottery ticket online this morning (before the wildlife).
Perhaps that means it won't rain and I can cut the grass?

You saw 2 magpies and they didn't swoop you

I call troll.

I was in the car at the time, ditto with black cat.
Do not understand your reference to troll, are you one?

Depends, punk. Ask yourself, do you feel lucky?

@ReefTeeth - are you a pigeon or sparrow? I've never been swooped by a magpie in my life.

iklboo 😂

FraughtwithGin This time of year in Australia, taking a walk is taking your life into your own hands. I can't believe someone saw TWO magpies and didn't get swooped.

@ReefTeeth - that explains it. EVERYTHING in Australia wants to kill you. UK magpies are petty chill when they're not murdering sparrows.