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Replace a word in a song with the word "vicar"

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Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:03

Eg

You were working as a vicar in a cocktail bar
Last night a vicar saved my life with a song
Vicar vicar vicar vicar Der Der Der Der Der derrrr

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BaldAndWild · 04/10/2020 16:07

Sometimes I feel I'm gonna break down and cry, nowhere to go, nothing to do with my vicar

BaldAndWild · 04/10/2020 16:10

Starry, starry night
Paint your vicar blue and grey

BaldAndWild · 04/10/2020 17:13

It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches
It's the best! Beats the vicar
Cellular, modular, interactivodular

BaldAndWild · 04/10/2020 17:17

Animal, mineral, physical, spiritual
I'm the vicar you need, I'm the vicar you need

BaldAndWild · 04/10/2020 17:31

The good vicars dress in black, remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact

tartantroosers · 04/10/2020 19:40

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the vicar!

BaldAndWild · 04/10/2020 21:48

With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human
The fun will never end, it's Vicar Time

BaldAndWild · 04/10/2020 22:33

This vicar's for hire
Even if we're just dancin' in the dark

BaldAndWild · 04/10/2020 22:35

They are vicars and they are ancient
And they like to roam the land

tartantroosers · 04/10/2020 23:19

Oh vicar what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Vicar you're so dishy, can't you understand?
It's guys like you, Vicar
Ooh what you do Vicar , do Vicar
Don't break my heart, Vicar

Londonmummy66 · 04/10/2020 23:28

Summertime and the vicar is easy

I’d like to teach the vicar to sing in perfect harmony

@Vik1ng - are you and organist by any chance?

LimeLemonLimeLemon · 04/10/2020 23:32

She works hard for the vicar
So hard for the vicar
She works hard for the vicar
So you'd better treat her right

LimeLemonLimeLemon · 04/10/2020 23:43

Big yellow taxi (any grant)

You only know what you've got till it gone
They paved paradise
And put up a vicar lot

(Bye bye Miss American Pie (don mclean)

Bye bye Miss American Vicar
Drive my Chevy to the levy and the levy was vicar
The good old cigars
We're drinking whisky and the
Singing this will be the day that I vicar

(Girls just wanna have fun. Cyndi lauper)

I wanna be the one who walks in the sun
Vicars just wanna have fun yeah
Vicars just wanna have fun

The Chimney Song (the tamperers featuring maya)

what's she gonna look like with a vicar on her??
What's she gonna look like with a vicar on her?

Need a little Time (beautiful south)

You need a lot of space for. thousand vicars
Wouldn't you? wouldn't you?
You need a lot of room for your big vicar
Don t you? don't you?
Vicars, vicars , turn to dust....

Combine harvester (the wurzels)

I gotta brand new combine harvester
I'll show you the vicar

When I missed the teacher (abba)

Everybody screamed
When I missed the vicar

LimeLemonLimeLemon · 04/10/2020 23:44

I shot the sheriff (bee gees)

I shot the vicar
But I didn't shoot the deputy (I don't do it, I didn't do it , oo)

LimeLemonLimeLemon · 04/10/2020 23:45

Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a vicar

KatherineJaneway · 05/10/2020 07:33

Nothing really matters
Any vicar can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way vickers blow

BillywilliamV · 05/10/2020 08:08

Wind the Vicar up,
Wind the Vicar up,
Pull! Pull!
Clap, Clap, Clap!

BaldAndWild · 05/10/2020 08:22

The vicars are back in town

Guess who just got back today
Them wild-eyed vicars that had been away

tartantroosers · 05/10/2020 12:01

Eurythmics:

No one on earth could feel like this
I'm thrown and overflown with bliss
There must be a vicar
Playing with my heart
I walk into an empty room
And suddenly my heart goes boom
It's an orchestra of vicars
And they're playing with my heart
(Must be talking to a vicar)

Breathmiller · 05/10/2020 13:05

You won't fool the vicars of the revolution
No..you won't fool the vicars of the revolution

tartantroosers · 05/10/2020 20:27

Oh, what, wow
He's the greatest vicar
Oh, what, wow
One night in a disco on the outskirts of Frisco
I was cruisin' with my favourite gang
The place was so borin' filled with out-of-towners tourin'
I knew that it wasn't my thing
I really wasn't carin', but I felt my eyes starin'
At a vicar who stuck out in the crowd
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis
And a face that would make any man proud
Oh, what, wow
He's the greatest vicar
Oh, what, wow
That I've ever seen (Ooh)
Oh, what, wow
He's the greatest vicar
Oh, what, wow
The champion of dance, his moves would put you in a trance
And he never leaves the disco alone
Arrogance but not conceit, as a vicar he's complete
My creme de la creme, please take me home
He wears the finest vestments , the best designers heaven knows
Ooh, from his head down to his toes
Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci
He looks like a still, that vicar's dressed to kill
Oh, what, wow
He's the greatest vicar
Oh, what, wow
That I've ever seen (I've ever seen)
Oh, what, wow
He's the greatest vicar
Oh, what, wow
That I've ever seen

KatherineJaneway · 06/10/2020 06:08

What's vicars got to do, got to do with it

BaldAndWild · 06/10/2020 16:12

Roll a number, write another song like Jimmy heard the day he caught the vicar

Ormally · 06/10/2020 17:18

Why do vicars suddenly appear
Every time
You are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

Ormally · 06/10/2020 17:28

We are Family
I got all my vicars with me

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