Having a shower, over the water I heard what I assumed was DH singing/humming tunelessly but loudly in the kitchen (other side of the wall). Jokingly called out "Oh my God shut up would you, that's awful!" and carried on washing my hair. Tuneless singing continued. Shouted again "Please, STOP, I'm begging you!" All quiet.
Got out, dressed, went upstairs to DH sorting out his wardrobe. Asked "what was that you were even trying to sing, it didn't sound human!" met with a confused face. "In the kitchen...just now" Nope. Not him. He's been upstairs the whole time. DD confirms she hasn't heard him on the stairs.
It has to be the guy next door singing in his own bathroom. DH is doing the "oh maybe he didn't hear you over his shower" line but he bloody did didn't he, he stopped! He must think I'm a right bossy cow, can't even enjoy an out of tune singalong in his own shower!
