Be invited to say one thing here that you can't say in real life.

[Iwonder777]

I'll start.

P, I wish you'd acknowledge you'd harmed me, then I will know you at least know right from wrong.

And

R, I wish I knew why our friendship drifted. I'm sorry if I did anything to upset you Unduly.

The threads on Mumsnet are getting so dull and repetitive.

You get on my tits, you are an annoying person. You can never just give a normal answer. You are too loud and up your own arse when management are around. Please for the sake of humanity where deoderant and wash your god damn clothes. Pull your trouser up over your arse I hate seeing your granny knickers and your tramp stamp. Pigtails are not cute on a 35 year old.

If only I could say that.