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Fluffy and morning fresh

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Jux · 25/09/2020 19:40

I have just spilt rather a lot of fabric conditioner over myself. When I get out of the bath I am fully expecting to be fluffy and morning fresh and shall be badly disappointed if I am not.

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Prokupatuscrakedatus · 25/09/2020 20:04

This works only when you then go out to dry in the sun.

Elieza · 25/09/2020 20:18

Yeah, go clothes peg yourself to the washing line and let the wind soften you up. Grin

MotherForkinShirtBalls · 25/09/2020 20:21

@Elieza

Yeah, go clothes peg yourself to the washing line and let the wind soften you up. Grin
Eh, and get dark and spider willies on her? Hmm
Elieza · 25/09/2020 23:30

Getting darker on is apparently the done thing these days. And the jury’s out on the subject of spider willies...Grin

Jux · 26/09/2020 01:00

I have been darked on! I have had spider willies rubbed over me. It has been a helluva night, as they say.

I am not yet fluffy.

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ErrolTheDragon · 26/09/2020 01:09

Tumble dryer?

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