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Can Zombies have sex?

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SleepingStandingUp · 23/09/2020 12:20

I'm thinking more as a blood flow erection / vaccinal dryness kinda thing.

Watching iZombie which is awesome but I'm not convinced about zombie sex

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DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult · 23/09/2020 12:24

I don't think they would want sex. With them being dead I think they would need viagra and a lot of lube to do it anyway.

I did watch a film once that was about people becoming zombies as a result of an STD, it was quite good (bar the scene where maggots feel out someones vag, which was pretty disgusting).

Soubriquet · 23/09/2020 12:27

Depends on the type of zombie I guess

IZombie type can as long as they aren’t ramiro, but walking dead zombies probably can’t.

I loved that show too. Binge watched it a few weeks ago.

Whatwouldscullydo · 23/09/2020 12:29

Wouldn't things just fall off?

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SleepingStandingUp · 23/09/2020 12:43

@Soubriquet

Depends on the type of zombie I guess

IZombie type can as long as they aren’t ramiro, but walking dead zombies probably can’t.

I loved that show too. Binge watched it a few weeks ago.

We're only a few episodes in but it's the light relief input TV schedule 😂

@whatwouldscullydo I too worried about bodily damage when she was chasing after a car and riding the roof but meh apparently not.

There was a zombie one set in and around Birmingham canals. They Def weren't up for sex.

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Soubriquet · 23/09/2020 12:50

There’s so many good humour in it

Some of the jokes between Liv and Ravi really make me Grin

SleepingStandingUp · 23/09/2020 14:06

He reminds me of Dr Ranj Grin

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Kanaloa · 23/09/2020 14:19

If they did have sex, it could only be with other zombies. Otherwise they would be eating your brain at the same time. I suppose the zombies from the film Warm Bodies can probably have sex, they don’t look too decomposed.

dexterslockedintheshedagain · 23/09/2020 16:35

I imagine it would chafe, somewhat Grin

SleepingStandingUp · 23/09/2020 17:54

I think if they can get an erection, they can poo @dexterslockedintheshedagain

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NotYourDawg · 23/09/2020 17:58

this was my only issue with Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

(spoiler alert!) Spike and Buffy getting down n dirty but how does he maintain an erection?

dexterslockedintheshedagain · 23/09/2020 18:11

But what if their dingaling has fallen off?! Perhaps they could improvise..

SleepingStandingUp · 23/09/2020 18:18

@NotYourDawg

this was my only issue with Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

(spoiler alert!) Spike and Buffy getting down n dirty but how does he maintain an erection?

Isn't he a vampire?
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NotYourDawg · 23/09/2020 18:27

oh yes, sorry, was a similar train of thought to your zombie question though

InkieNecro · 23/09/2020 18:30

I thought they only had the drive to eat living things? No sex drive!

SleepingStandingUp · 23/09/2020 18:43

@NotYourDawg

oh yes, sorry, was a similar train of thought to your zombie question though
I think all the blood they drink powers their sexual prowess. I just take it for granted Vampire's have sex.

@InkieNecro you need to watch iZombie

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daisychain1620 · 23/09/2020 18:48

As long as they both have their fun bits they could, surely it wouldn't matter if it chaffed as they don't feel pain?🤔 Although at the same point they can't feel pleasure because they're dead?🤔 🤔But then why would they want to in the first place, don't they only have a drive to eat 🤔🤔😵
I'm giving this too much thought 🤣

SleepingStandingUp · 23/09/2020 18:50

@daisychain1620

As long as they both have their fun bits they could, surely it wouldn't matter if it chaffed as they don't feel pain?🤔 Although at the same point they can't feel pleasure because they're dead?🤔 🤔But then why would they want to in the first place, don't they only have a drive to eat 🤔🤔😵 I'm giving this too much thought 🤣
Nah boy zombie was Def horny. Girl zombie took up painting...
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