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What would the spiders say about us

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why2020 · 22/09/2020 22:39

Just reading the big spider thread and it got me thinking...

What would the spiders say about us?

WIBU - I am currently hiding in a corner after a giant human screamed at me and started whacking me with a magazine

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Fallowdeerhunter · 22/09/2020 22:41

Grow up?

Justmuddlingalong · 22/09/2020 22:46

"Conkers?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GreenPlum · 22/09/2020 22:51

It's great up here. I just hang in my web, stuff my face with flies and shit all over her windowsill. Pandemic? What pandemic?

Doingtheboxerbeat · 23/09/2020 03:43

I'm hoping they think I'm jack the ripper and avoid me like the plague to be honest 😳.

redlockscelt · 23/09/2020 04:24

Stop! Not the plug hole againShockConfused

PhilCornwall1 · 23/09/2020 04:51

"I'm going to wait until they are asleep to get my own back. I will then walk all over them and rub my willy on their face."

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