I’m giving you £50,000 to spend but there’s a catch

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You can only buy things that start with the same letter as your first name.

Brand name or the name of the thing

Motorhome
Moët
MAC makeup
Maison Francis Kurkdjian perfume
M&S foodhall trolley dash (inc a cuddly Percy)

If the budget had been higher a McLaren 620R.

Tesla
I don’t think there would be anything left after that.

I'll have a Jag please.
And a journey around the world. That works doesn't it?

Gold bars

I’d better add my own ... am I allowed spend it myself?!

Cats
Cartier
Chanel
Cruise on a posh private yacht
Cats
More cats

A Celine bag
Cottage in Dorset
Croft in a remote part of Scotland where there is a beach but also must have wifi.

Semi-detached house 😂

Ooh yes and a cruise
A couple of cats
A Cartier watch

@SisyphusAndTheRockOfUntidiness can't think of anything but I totally love your name

I can only think of Easter eggs and elephants. Or something engraved. Or elaborate.

I’m going to offer my £50,000 to someone with a better name or imagination

Gutted I have to have a semi 😡 I always wanted a detached.

Fucking rooolz

Probably breaking the rules but put it on a money card or maybe change my name so I would have more fun options.

Ketamine . . . .

Maybe an Adventure to Australasia or Amsterdam, with an Amiable Auror

You can always pay for a deed poll if your current name starts with a D then use the rest when you change your name

A golf buggy, a green Golf (VW), gold earrings, Geiger boots, gig tickets, Go Pro, Gousto box subscription. Thanks!

Portuguese property 😃

Alpine chalet
Abersoch beach house
Ambleside cottage
Australian holiday

Sofa, silk sheets Swedish holiday and Staff!

Johnny Marr Fender Jaguar

For £50k maybe Johnny Marr, too. For guitar lessons, naturally.

I’ll be buying a zoo then!! Yay !!!

Jaguar
Jacuzzi
Jeep
Jelly

Cars
Crystal
Cats

Gold bullion
A goat

A Mecklemburger. It’s a big German Horse breed. My current horse is broken. 😢