I’m giving you £50,000 to spend but there’s a catch

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You can only buy things that start with the same letter as your first name.

Brand name or the name of the thing

Is it cheating if I use A for a something? Because that could be anything!

Horse
Horse trailer
Hyundai/Honda
Handbag
Halloumi (lots of)
Hair Removal (laser)
Hair Cut & Style & Colour
Holiday (Covid permitting)

I’ve probably spent all my money now!

Porsche

(Will 50k even buy a Porsche??)

Gucci suit, Gap jeans and comfy sweats,
Garage with gorgeous book nook and storage cellar (both within the garage!)
a Golf car (with absolute pleasure!!)
decent set of Gaitors (for hiking) - really would like those
Comfortable-but-classy style of Geox shoes
Grapes, gorgonzola and Grigio (pinot)
Garden furniture and Gazebo to protect it and Gas powered patio heater (would a Grill holding logs count as an outdoor log burner to go with those?)

Duvets silk ones and bedding silk again high end as well😊

Haha

Ok

Mansion
Maserati
Majesty yacht (I seriously wish! Genuinely - boat mad!)
Marquise diamonds
Motor home
Manolos...

Actually I may need considerably more than £50k!!

We can almost all get a house of some description:

Abode
Billet
Cottage
Dwelling
Estate
Farmhouse
Gaff
House
Inn
Lodgings
Mansion
Nest
Overdwelling
Palace
Quarters
Residence
Stately Home
Terrace
Underdwelling

A jumbo jet and some jelly

Make that a megayacht!

Seychelles and Sardina holidays.

A new SUV

We have plenty of property porn on here, here's some boat porn

majesty.gulfcraftinc.com/superyachts/majesty-superyacht-175

Jigsaw & Joules clothing
Jam (love jam)
Jacuzzi bath
John Lewis vouchers
Just Eat takeaways

Niagara Falls trip
Naples holiday
Nice clothes
New car

I might be pushing the 'rules' with those

Pelleas - you've left me homeless!

Tummy tuck
Trip to Barbados
Takeaways everyday.

Oh....and according to my five year old a toad 🤷

Jewellery.
Nissan Juke - but then I'm selling it and having a GTR.

I can't get a house.

But I can get a jaguar, some jeugar and some jewels.

@torthecatlady - you could have a timepiece, a TV, & a load of trees.

Jersey, Japan, Jamaica and Jordan, which I will then sell to fund my luxurious retirement.

Jaeger wearing Jewel Encrusted Jar Jar Binks

Plenty of Pink Champagne
A Parrot
A Patek Phillipe watch

Oh drat. My mum wanted to call me Tessa but my dad wouldn't have it. I could have bought a Tesla then.

Ehmmmm.... a Nissan? Nikkel jewellery? Nnnnnnnnn..... I'm out.

@SisyphusAndTheRockOfUntidiness Put me down for one of each please!

OOoh, there is a brand called G Yachts, serious super yachts!! I'll have one of those!!

Learning. I know that sounds unbelievably try-hard and not in the frivolous spirit of the thread. But I'd pay to learn lots of cool stuff. Especially more Languages, which also begins with the right letter! The only fancy things I could think of were a Lotus or a Lamborghini, and I'm not really fussed about cars tbh! Ummm... I could eat lobster a lot, I quite like that!