I’m giving you £50,000 to spend but there’s a catch

[LongPauseNoAnswer]

You can only buy things that start with the same letter as your first name.

Brand name or the name of the thing

Well I'll order a Ferrari

Mortgage? Or is that cheating...

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

Mortgage? Or is that cheating...

Hmmm judge rules ok if you’re buying a house and your name starts with H. If it’s an M then no, because you don’t buy a mortgage

A Kia and some Krispy Kreme doughnuts!

a Cottage (not sure £50000 is enough but I'll try)

That’s a lot of doughnuts @SugarMiceInTheRain

Hmm, with your update can I say. . . Apartment?

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

Mortgage? Or is that cheating...

Maisonette?

A Car, a Caribbean Cruise, and a Couple of Carats of Crystallised Carbon...

Diamonds

A fancy goldfish
A feather boa
A frilly apron
A food mixer
An F-type Jag

I can’t think of much beginning with F

A kangaroo

An Audi (Q3 to be specific!)
A capsule wardrobe from Armani
An arbour for the garden
An apple tree or 2
Air Force one trainers-white size 6!
An alpaca 🦙

Jewellery

Rolex
Rolls Royce
Renault for everyday
Ranch in Dallas
Rubies

Diamonds
Dior
Dresses
Doughnuts
Dom perignon

Sorted

A labyrinth

I'll go with Money and convert the dosh into another currency. Then I can do what I like with it!

Oh dear. I just saw 50K

A campervan, couch, coins.

Igloo
Ice cream
Italian food
Ink

Erm...

A cottage also (50k only!?)
Ok my current needs/desires include
a new combi boiler
A combined top end island Maldives snorkel/diving Longish holiday (that should Eat up 20-25k)
A concierge for my flat for 6 months - to run local errands and take in deliveries etc.
A car (Basic as I’m running out of money here) and garaging for 12 months.
Chef for one night a week for 6 months.
Thanks op.
Actually if money could buy it a cancer-free sibling.

Umbrella
Uggs
Unicorn

Very expensive house

Oops just saw only £50k

In that case
Very expensive car 🚗