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I never got Brad PItt but wtf

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QualityFeet · 19/09/2020 21:53

On that video with Jennifer Anniston he is like the sexiest thing alive. My word Brad, am off to buy a green sweatshirt and wig for my husband. Is this hormonal, lockdown goggles or am I the last to notice?

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Beamur · 20/09/2020 15:31

@Cadent

A girlfriend more than half his own age. He’s a walking cliche. Ugh.
Ick.
Totickleamockingbird · 20/09/2020 15:32

Sorry but he looks at least 8 years older than he is and looks like he has been bathing in alcohol everyday.
Not my cup of tea at all.

icebearforpresident · 20/09/2020 15:34

I know I’m really weird but I never fancied Brad Pitt at all until I saw him in Snatch. Pretty sure he did it before Fight Club and is well on his way to that Fight Club body. That, along with the dodgy accent, greasy hair and a cigarette hanging out his mouth greasy hair, really got me going.

What can I say, I like my men scruffy.

icebearforpresident · 20/09/2020 15:35

Mouth! Cigarette hanging out his mouth, not greasy hair!

Leakinglikeacolander · 20/09/2020 15:46

I'm sure I read somewhere that Gwyneth Paltrow had said his personal hygiene was questionable when they were together.
I've never got the love tbh. I like 'em dark and hairy.

pepperwood · 20/09/2020 16:46

He's so beautiful. I prefer him scruffy and he's definitely got more attractive as he's aged.
He was a shit to Jennifer (and sounds like to Angelina too) but I secretly hope that they will get back together because I'm a soppy romantic.

pepperwood · 20/09/2020 16:47

Also, I don't know if this has been mentioned but he went out with Sinitta.
I find that so weird.

Blondiney · 20/09/2020 16:54

@icebearforpresident

I know I’m really weird but I never fancied Brad Pitt at all until I saw him in Snatch. Pretty sure he did it before Fight Club and is well on his way to that Fight Club body. That, along with the dodgy accent, greasy hair and a cigarette hanging out his mouth greasy hair, really got me going.

What can I say, I like my men scruffy.

Ha, me too! I was really into Irish men back then, Colin Farrell (before he discovered sobriety and yoga) was the ultimate.
RuffleCrow · 20/09/2020 17:17

Icebear that was Benicio Del Toro Grin

They do have the same face so you're excused

RuffleCrow · 20/09/2020 17:19

No no you're right Brad was in it! My aging brain is misremembering Blush

ItsAlwaysSunnyOnMN · 20/09/2020 17:23

I liked him in Oceans 11

The perfume or aftershave advert he did a few years ago is enough to put anyone off

Why would JA fans want them to get back together. He has been really nasty about her. We all fall out of love and then the person irritates us but he went public with that.

I always thought they looked alike

Deathraystare · 20/09/2020 17:27

am off to buy a green sweatshirt and wig for my husband

Is he game or just does as he is told?!!

NoBunnyHere · 20/09/2020 18:04

@RuffleCrow

No no you're right Brad was in it! My aging brain is misremembering Blush
No, they are both in it. I recall being very confused the first tme I saw it, because Benecio wasn't so well known so I was sure it was Brad with some disguising makeup.
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QualityFeet · 20/09/2020 18:04

Er I was just being daft really. My (Prop forward) husband in a wig would look more like a serial killer from an ITV drama than Brad Pit!

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QualityFeet · 20/09/2020 18:05

Colin Farrell is a sober yoga person these days? Everything goes weird when you get older.

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Blondiney · 20/09/2020 18:52

@QualityFeet

Colin Farrell is a sober yoga person these days? Everything goes weird when you get older.
Yep, he's frequently papped clutching a bottle of water and a yoga mat. In the good old days it was a fag and a bottle of JD. Sad times.
shartsi · 20/09/2020 18:58

He had me in Legends of the Fall.
But I got over him a few years ago. I have a bigger obsession now.

Kalula · 20/09/2020 19:29

I loathe Aniston (always been pro-Jolie) and always thought him and Aniston were a mismatched couple, plus Aniston was really nasty to him and treated him badly. He seemed good with Jolie but then he started the drinking and he got less attractive. I liked him in Benjamin Button the most, and Mr & Mrs Smith.

breadcakebiscuits · 20/09/2020 20:05

I watched that video and felt a bit of a voyeur. Brad is so obviously gagging to get back with Aniston, and she knows it but is playing it out.

I hope she never goes back to him. He and Angelina were arseholes to her.

Kalula · 20/09/2020 20:23

@breadcakebiscuits Lol seriously? Aniston was the arsehole, the way she continually made passive-aggressive digs at Brad and Angelina. And the way she had Handler make those racist attacks on Angelina's adopted kids in her shows while introing Aniston and Aniston walked on stage on cue grinning like a Cheshire cat - on two separate occasions, so it wasn't by accident, I cannot forgive Aniston for that, alone. Let alone all the other horrible things she said about them both. Aniston was a really spiteful arsehole, and Pitt would be a fool to get back with her, she wants it for the publicity, but he clearly doesn't want a bar of her.

Magpiecomplex · 20/09/2020 20:40

Does that photo remind anyone else of Richard Branson? I don't fancy him either...

Totickleamockingbird · 20/09/2020 21:03

[quote Kalula]@breadcakebiscuits Lol seriously? Aniston was the arsehole, the way she continually made passive-aggressive digs at Brad and Angelina. And the way she had Handler make those racist attacks on Angelina's adopted kids in her shows while introing Aniston and Aniston walked on stage on cue grinning like a Cheshire cat - on two separate occasions, so it wasn't by accident, I cannot forgive Aniston for that, alone. Let alone all the other horrible things she said about them both. Aniston was a really spiteful arsehole, and Pitt would be a fool to get back with her, she wants it for the publicity, but he clearly doesn't want a bar of her.[/quote]
I agree with this. Angelina Jolie is the best of the lot. Aniston is rumoured to be Pitt’s smoking and drinking partner.

TSSDNCOP · 20/09/2020 21:07

I'm glad the Jolie years are over.

That Zoom sounds like a fun group. I'd go for a beer with Anniston and Roberts.

flourbroach · 20/09/2020 21:22

lockdown goggles
Grin Grin Grin

unmarkedbythat · 21/09/2020 09:42

[quote Kalula]@breadcakebiscuits Lol seriously? Aniston was the arsehole, the way she continually made passive-aggressive digs at Brad and Angelina. And the way she had Handler make those racist attacks on Angelina's adopted kids in her shows while introing Aniston and Aniston walked on stage on cue grinning like a Cheshire cat - on two separate occasions, so it wasn't by accident, I cannot forgive Aniston for that, alone. Let alone all the other horrible things she said about them both. Aniston was a really spiteful arsehole, and Pitt would be a fool to get back with her, she wants it for the publicity, but he clearly doesn't want a bar of her.[/quote]
I think you might be just a little overinvested in the lives of these people.