What is your worst online purchase?

[waltzingparrot]

I bought a 'Bistro Cookbook' from a secondhand bookseller that came with an actual bit of chicken in a tomato based sauce stuck to one of the pages. I removed the two offending pages and carried on.

Half the shit I’ve bought off eBay over the years! A dress that was so short you could see my labia. A dress with only one arm hole. A ‘leather’ bag that stunk of weed (but sadly didn’t contain any) Peppa Pig figurines that looked demented.