If this is the case, I must have been in some kind of parallel universe - I honestly thought that when a clothing description said something like "36 inch chest" size, that meant across the front, not all the way round your body!
Ordered a T-shirt which stated Medium size = 38-40 inch chest.
It doesn''t fit, measures 20 inches across the front.
DP just fell about laughing at me. How could not know this (inn fairness, all the Medium sized stuff I've bought has fitted, I just haven't measured them!). Still feel a bit confused 