How do you like your eggs in the morning?

[abracadabra77]

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I like mine with a hug

On other people. They give me a headache before lunchtime.

Though spotting mners who missed that meme/chat up line, anyhow.

Tomorrow trying to choose between eggs on beans on cheese on toast or eggy bread.

I like mine with a smile

Unfertilised

Soft boiled with soldiers.

But boiled or fried, I'm.satisfied, as long as I get my kiss.

Perfectly poached (set white, cooked but creamy yolk) or perfectly scrambled (cooked through so no snotty bits 🤢) but not rubbery plus lightly seasoned. 🌹

Thanks for the ear worm!

unfertilised!

Ugh I sang that in my head

I put too much thought into what eggs really are, now I can't get over the ick. I can't even touch the runny snotty things. 🤮

Scrambled, with smoked salmon. 😋

Poached with an avocado on toast. Or soft boiled with soldiers.

Usually with diarrhoea 20 minutes later...

Poached on avocado and sourdough with watercress and Tabasco. My favourite breakfast!

2 eggs boiled with a wee bit of butter then mashed up with toast.

Left in the packet I don't eat eggs

When dd was little she didn’t want her egg until I told her what it was. Now, if I did that she’d never eat another egg.

Just had mine fried in a bread roll with a pinch of salt and a liberal dousing of Worcestershire sauce!

My OH would answer "gently stroked" but then eggs, in his language, is slang for testicles!

@Nomnomarrgh

Tomorrow trying to choose between eggs on beans on cheese on toast or eggy bread.

All of the above - beans on cheesy eggy bread

Cadbury’s

@FraughtwithGin

My OH would answer "gently stroked" but then eggs, in his language, is slang for testicles!

🤣😂😂!!

Scrambled with cheese.