What is the most unusual surname you have heard.

[Noidea2114]

I'll start.
I went to school with someone called Crumplehome.

@Aroundtheworldin80moves Dr Hook, perchance? Or Lieutenant Pigeon 😂 if we're stretching the definition of "rock".

Mr Excellent.

I was thinking Captain Beefheart!

How could I have forgotten Mr Plonker? And Mr and Mrs Nutter.

The title plus surname is one of the three guessed.

Hubby says he once knew a Cockhandler! Lol

I know two unrelated Rimmers. My father used to work with a Piscrack.

Nutter
Joynob

Both teachers - very unfortunate...

De’ath. His girlfriend said it was a posh way to say Death 🤣

Ladyman

Bulljit

We had a candidate called Mr McGuff 😂

There is or was a family called Pine-Coffin.

Working for a large finance corporation for many years I have come across...

Mr Frontal Gay
Mr Fukuhara
Mr Hughes Benis
Bubbly Brar

Hipkiss

I have a friend that has a cousin with the first name 'Labia'. The sister of Labia has a rhyming name that doesn't resemble a body part.
She said it's custom in her culture to have children with rhyming names.

Not an unusual name but a bit funny...ds2's teacher's last name is Board!

Youtuber that ds1 and 2 like to watch has the last name Arsement!

I used to get picked up from school by Mrs Pickup (childminder)

A friend called Victoria married Mr Line!

Goodenough
It's on a tombstone in my local cemetery. I love it.
'e weren't a great bloke but 'e were good enuf.

And I worked with a Paradiso. What a lovely surname.

DH had a patient with the surname Gunn, first name Rae.

Seema Butt That's too good!

That reminds me, years ago, I was in 7-11 Wimbledon, buying a drink, and the cashier's name badge said 'Butt'. I don't know why I even looked at the receipt but I did. It read, "You've been served by Butt."
Oh how we laughed!

There’s a family called Godbehere at DS’s school

Husbands.

Chop.

And his first name is Dick.

And he's a vasectomy doctor.

Link: urologyaustin.com/doctors/richard-chopp-md/ if you don't believe me.

@FantasticRik1

Treblecock Wankstaff

Goodness I knew a Treblecocks too! I wonder if it's the same person? Pronounced "Treb -le -co" apparently - it's Cornish doncha know.