What is the most unusual surname you have heard.

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I'll start.
I went to school with someone called Crumplehome.

Encountered a Dungworth today and used to live next door to Mr and Mrs Sunshine.

Shagger

Oh and 'Truelove' and 'McSporran'. I thought the last guy was taking the mickey but apparently its from a particular island in the W Isles.

Thirugnanasambatharajah.

First name Kanagaratnam. Will never forget that name !

Hymen. I felt sorry for that family.

I used to go to school with a guy with the surname Boner. No one took the piss as he was the school bully!!!!

Deltedesco

Squelch!

I didn't even add earlier that I'm the only person in the world with my name and we're all related - most of the 30 or so of us with our surname live in the UK, a couple have defected to Australia and the US.

Stacpool

Yes Savage & Devine are both not uncommon Irish surnames. Being Irish it never really struck me how random they sound! You also get Rabbit as a surname

@HerRoyalNotness

Butts Trebilcock (my dad called him 3 cocks )

Cut in here to say the Cornish name 'Trebilcock' is correctly pronounced Tre BIL co. Not Trebble Cock.

I had school teachers called Mrs Bacon and Miss Cocaine back in the day

Randy Bumgardener’s recently retired. He worked for State Department for a while and then moved to the White House.

I am the only person in the world with my first name and surname combination, as are the DDs. A branch of my family has a very rare name - there are two in UK and about five in Hungary.

DH used to work with a Basil Rainbow.

I've thought of some other ones.
Moon
Joy
Rainbird
Alcock
Moppet
Crotch

Bastard..

These are hilarious 🤣

I know a Mrs Cushion and a Mrs Curtain. Unfortunately they don't know each other!

Also a Dr Fluck and a Mrs Snook.

Snowball
Goodfellow
Pratt

A grad seconded from China had the family name Pong. She chose herself an anglicised first name, which was quite common for grads. Fanny. She chose Fanny.

Fanny Pong.

Wanklyn

@scaryfrogfish 😂😂😂😂 dying... Dying... Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

There was a security guard I used to work with. His surname was Hammy 😂

I gave birth and the new midwife on duty’s surname was Dea’th . Confidence. Not

Came across a kid called Lockitt Lockett last week. That was random.

This thread is making me cry with laughter after such a sh*t day 🤣🤣.. Duffle-Coates, Cockhead and Fanny Pong are my favourites 😂

I work in a call centre and today had a Mr Vulgar phone in 😛