My dp fell asleep watching tv downstairs tonight, snoring ridiculously, so I decided to leave him and come upstairs to watch a film in bed and fall asleep before he comes up and snores next to me. If I had nudged him downstairs he would have pointed out he wasn’t even asleep and be snoring 20 seconds later.
As soon as I picked a film and got comfortable with a hot chocolate he came up and got in bed, I couldn’t help but sigh because I knew he was about to snore over Bridget Jones! He asked what was wrong and I said I came up to watch a film and relax but now I either need to get back up or not be able to hear it.
He dramatically stormed off shouting back that he doesn’t even snore 🤭 in the past when he’s claimed this I’ve asked him to look under the bed to see if there’s a sleeping burglar, this didn’t seem the time.
He is currently downstairs on the sofa in my mermaid blanket ..... and I can hear him snoring through the floor. Can I ask, is suffocating him the easiest way to deal with the issue or an axe to the throat?