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What can I call my orange car

148 replies

Wishingforanotherlife · 05/09/2020 13:19

Musing over the usual Jaffa, Tango, Ginger any more creative suggestions?

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spiderlight · 05/09/2020 17:10

Ours is called Bean.

TheWoollybacksWife · 05/09/2020 17:10

Smartie. Because orange smarties are the only ones worth eating. Obviously not applicable if you are boycotting Nestle.

Champagneforeveryone · 05/09/2020 17:11

Heinz, after the baked beans Wink

EsmeShelby · 05/09/2020 17:11

Donald. Or Trumpy

safariboot · 05/09/2020 17:20

Hopefully you won't end up calling it Annoying.

EugenesAxe · 05/09/2020 17:20

If I was faithful to my username, I’d choose Applezand.

Otherwise maybe Squash or Beeker.

What can I call my orange car
EmmaGrundyForPM · 05/09/2020 17:22

I love William 🤣
And Jason is also a brilliant suggestion

CircleofWillis · 05/09/2020 17:22

Persimmon or Sharon (for a Sharon fruit)

BikeRunSki · 05/09/2020 17:27

Agent

keepingbees · 05/09/2020 17:28

Ed (Sheeran)
Clementine

SpottedOnMN · 05/09/2020 17:32

The Flying Satsuma

LaurieSchafferIsAllBitterNow · 05/09/2020 17:33

I love AGENT!!

or Oscar, we had a ginger cat called that!

I usually go with something from the registration, but that doesn't always work!

Mumsnut · 05/09/2020 17:45

Earwax

rslsys · 05/09/2020 17:49

Not - as in Oranges are not the only fruit
Same - Oranges taste the same going down or coming up . . .

BSintolerant · 05/09/2020 17:59

Nell Gwyn?

Travellingraspberry · 05/09/2020 18:01

Jason!

Wishingforanotherlife · 05/09/2020 20:10

Gawd this is quite possibly the best thread I’ve ever started. I like Agent and Wotsit now too. Could combine ..... Agent Wotsit???

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Horsemad · 05/09/2020 20:21

I like Jason or Satzooma! 😆

emilybrontescorsett · 05/09/2020 20:46

Marmaduke (like marmalade).

rogerthatoverout · 05/09/2020 20:48

Jaffzilla

wowfudge · 05/09/2020 21:04

Neville the Seville

lljkk · 05/09/2020 21:06

Agent Wotsit is inspired.
Donnie for me.

Ellmau · 05/09/2020 21:08

Marmalade

Thiswillbeinteresting · 05/09/2020 21:11

@lljkk

Agent Wotsit is inspired. Donnie for me.
Love Agent Wotsit - it works on so many levels...

“I’m just taking Agent Wotsit for a spin...” Grin

Jason118 · 05/09/2020 21:40

Not Jason SmileSmile