@TooExtraImmatureCheddar
How has no one mentioned film Thorin Oakenshield yet?
I’m also on team book Faramir and film Aragorn.
Oh, so very pleasing to the eye, but wayyyy too many issues. Always harping on about the past and what was his birthright. Would forever be complaining that the bloke at number 37 had a better car than he does and beside himself with rage because his granddad had owned a palace when he is expected to slum it in a three bedroom semi in the suburbs. Would undoubtedly bin you for the pretty little thing in Accounts once he got to about 42 because he was entitled to have a trophy girlfriend rather than an adult woman who had put up with his getting pissed and bitching about what could have been for the last twenty years.
I'm more into the ones who were proper relationship material - Beorn, Tom Bombadil, Samwise Gamgee;
Beorn - nice house, good cook, great with animals, fiercely protective
Tom - adores his wife, great singing voice, immune to corruption
Sam - able to put up with a pathetic, whining 'Oh, it's too hard, I'm just going to stare off into space and let you sort shit out' posh boy Hobbit without pushing him off the path leading to Cirith Ungol, willing to deal with any baby Shelobs in the bathroom for you, able to give the ring back (so would let you have the last packet of salt 'n' vinegar and say it's fine, he really likes cheese & onion bleurghhh after all), great gardener, will look after the pets/ponies, can find food/do the shopping and cook, just wants to get a crappy day job done and come home.