Just for some morbid fun, glancing at this morning's spin machine, here is my take on what the papers say, and what they really mean, which are rarely the same:
- Boris touching his face: the autumn edition of the spring facepalm, he's using his hand as a chin hammock, looking old and worn so we feel sorry for him.
- "Trump said he played down virus on purpose": well, he's honest about it. Boris will never admit the same thing. (I'm not advocating Trump by the way, but that's probably one reason why lots of people voted for him, the "honesty".)
- "Citizens will need to participate regularly and isolate reliably (Guardian)": and the Gov will hope they will, because they lack the means to enforce it. Nothing new there.
- "Sweeping new powers": likely to be total spin. What can the police do from next week that they couldn't yesterday? They've always had the power to issue fines. The only thing that's changed is the number of people allowed.
- "Army of enforcers": the same vigilantes who have been doing it since March: the gov knows that they are on hand. It's certainly not the police, and I'll believe in the unicorns dressed as marshals when I see them.
I don't know what's going to happen on Hallowe'en. In theory, trick or treating in small groups is allowed under the latest roolz, but the gov are bound to say something, perhaps on the same day. Perhaps Saint Boris (perhaps dressed in a silly outfit?) will talk of "police cracking down", "Hallowe'en patrols", but that's something that is said every year anyway, which often doesn't happen because there isn't the manpower. Perhaps Saint Boris will do his "look, I'm a nice guy" one-day amnesty act, and then blame the public the day after.
Here also is a new mixed message. "Get tested, don't get tested." The general message was "get tested" (and it's not a pleasant test), but they're accusing people of wasting tests if they don't have enough symptoms.
There's almost no mention of masks: that was the thing we were all furious about not so long ago. The spin machine has got bored of that.
I'm not wanting to trivialise the restrictions (and I'm one of those who thinks lockdown should never have happened for such a questionable danger), but amidst this new announcement, so far we must remember that a lot more is running than it was in April, especially the schools. I doubt if this is "the panicked reaction" the papers are making it out to be; I've no doubt this move was planned well in advance. I expect that in December, well see an "Advent calendar of what's allowed on certain days".