How would you feel if you’d made a friend so uncomfortable they left your house?

[PartyRingRingParty]

Just that really.

@MrsTerryPratchett has it got something to do with center Parcs?

I think we have a flouncer

@liverbird10

Hush, Mrs TP, you're going to ruin my new translation business, you heartless mare!

Sorry. I'd pay you.

I thought peaches were arses!

And not centreparcs. Just regular.

How in anyway what you said offensive

You work with someone 38 hours a week or whatever and then don't.

You see less if each other.

It's literally like getting into a strop because you said water is wet after she told now she was getting new taps fitted.

@MrsTerryPratchett

You can pay me through the medium of interpretive dance.

Your emojis are useless.

[quote liverbird10]@MrsTerryPratchett

You can pay me through the medium of interpretive dance.

Your emojis are useless.[/quote]

And...

@MrsTerryPratchett

If the aubergine is an ummmmmmm thingy, then the doughnut is another thingy, thereby insinuating something one thingy would do with the other thingy. It's a little unfortunate that the doughnut is brown as this could insinuate a variety of things.

Is there an emoji that's better than the doughnut for female private areas?

This??

🌭 🤔

hoiks bosom and petticoat, flounces in disgust

@CandyLeBonBon

I think we have a flouncer

💃🏻 😂👍💕

I never knew that about doughnuts.

Gosh.

@balloonsintrees

Isn't a peach 🍑 representative of the vagina or is that just the backside?

I 🤔🍑 = outside of a 🍑y botty.

Not the 𝓡sole.

@viques

I never knew that about doughnuts.

Gosh.

Nor me. Never will a trip to Greggs be quite the same again.

😌

Mrs TP and liverbird10, thankyou for making my day, I am sitting here crying with laughter. I will never be able to look a doughnut in the eye again.

I will never be able to look a doughnut in the eye again.

Oooer missus.

Timothy Chalamet masturbated into in a peach in Call Me By Your Name.

Such happy days 🍑

This thread has become unintentionally hilarious.

I’ve often felt that interpretative dance should be based more on emojis..

..🤯🤯 what does this one mean?

I’ve never known and am now concerned it may be code for some form of sexual shenanigans.

I think your friend was nuts.

Well. I'll go to the foot of my stairs about the doughnut info. Crikey.

Between 🍆 🥜 🍩 I’m starting to go off food. If you fuck around with 🍷 I’m coming after the lot of you! 😭

God I thought you were going to say Call The Midwife then.

There's nothing weird at all about what you said

That's a pretty standard comment that people would make to someone who was leaving the same workplace.

Her reaction was massively weird!

Sorry no I’ve not flounced. I shouldn’t have said my comment on here, it just gets infuriating when from what I posted I would be made out to be some obsessed stalker demanding someone’s time and attention

Then I assumed those comments would dictate the rest of the thread.

The comment I made to my friend was throw away silly thing.

I just felt a twat when she refused to use the item that she’d asked me to bring over, like I was an annoyance. Told to leave it where I wouldn’t forget it.

I said that’s so exciting though, tell me more about it, like when do you start.

Her reply was - no

Fine if my comment offended her it was never my intention. I just thought her reaction to it was a bit nasty.

Mine was a mistake but she carried on her behaviour,

Anyway, please carry your conversation on about emojis.

Life is crap enough. Need the laughs where you can find them.