I read a book when I was about 9. I can't recall the name and have searched on various sites over the years but cannot find it (I've searched the content).
It was an illustrated kids book. Probably made in the 80's. It had a set of stories which were all different. The main story I remember was about peas that escaped and the only way to stop them taking over the world was for butter and salt to be dropped on them, with a large fork (I think).
Does this ring any bells with anyone?!