What do you say...

[Jeremyironsnothing]

Saw this on facebook and loved it.

What do you say to both a toddler and a drunk person?

Come on now, try and sit up straight 'cos it's all going down your front ...

Watch where you're weeing

No one wants to see your privates!
Put your trousers on!
Get down you’ll fall...what? No you aren’t Spider-Man!

You'll feel better after you've had a nap

Time to go to bed. x

Sitting in the middle of the road is never a good idea?

Don't lick that.

No, you can't take the bottle to bed with you.

Are you sure you don't need a wee?

Stop dribbling.
Don't bite your sister!
I think it's time we took you home.

Put that down it's not yours / a toy

I told you you would get hurt doing that

Your jumper is on inside out

Be careful, you'll fall.

Do you really want to do that?

Do you really have to waggle it at me like that?