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Is this the real life?

79 replies

spinthebottle · 30/08/2020 18:05

Is this just fantasy.....

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Raera · 30/08/2020 18:06

Caught in a landslide

NoWittyNamesAvailable · 30/08/2020 18:06

No escape from reality

spinthebottle · 30/08/2020 18:08

Open up your eyes

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elephantoverthehill · 30/08/2020 18:08

Open your eyes

readingismycardio · 30/08/2020 18:08

Look up to the skies and see...

TheFormerPorpentinaScamander · 30/08/2020 18:09

I'm just a poor boy

elephantoverthehill · 30/08/2020 18:10

From a poor family

spinthebottle · 30/08/2020 18:10

I need no sympathy

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spinthebottle · 30/08/2020 18:12

Because I’m easy come easy go

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W00t · 30/08/2020 18:12

Little high, little low

elephantoverthehill · 30/08/2020 18:14

I'm just waiting to put the line in 'Save him his life from his one sausage tea' . I really did think those were the words when it came out. Grin

elephantoverthehill · 30/08/2020 18:15

Easy come, easy go

spinthebottle · 30/08/2020 18:17

Little high, little low

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spinthebottle · 30/08/2020 18:20

Anyway the wind blows

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robinsinthespring · 30/08/2020 18:21

Doesn't really matter

KilljoysDutch · 30/08/2020 18:22

Doesn't really matter to me

Malfoof · 30/08/2020 18:22

Mama

elephantoverthehill · 30/08/2020 18:23

Basmillah will not let you go

DefinatelyAWeeGobshite · 30/08/2020 18:23

Toooo meeeeeee

steakhousesally · 30/08/2020 18:24

Just killed a man not saying who

spinthebottle · 30/08/2020 18:25

Put a gun against his head

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YouNeedASpaDay · 30/08/2020 18:26

Oh it's all gone wrong!

RemyHadley · 30/08/2020 18:28

Pulled my trigger now he’s dead

piperatthegates · 30/08/2020 18:29

Mama, life had just begun

Tomatoesneedtoripen · 30/08/2020 18:30

but now i've gone and thrown it all away