Help me decipher these Rightmove photos please

[HungryPies]

Just browsing for when I win the lottery:
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-71954946.html

Pic 12 with the red bedding. What's the thing to the right of the bed, some kind of robot?

And pic 17 - a toilet with a kitchenette in, or a tiny kitchen with a toilet in it? I can't zoom in on the floor plan on my phone to work out what room it might be.

Pic 12 = trouser press?
Pic 17= downstairs utility room ?

Pic 12 is a horse riding exercise machine I think. Pic 17 is guess is the utility room?

Ooh I'm intrigued....clearly that thing in the red Room is either....a robot without a head....a home version of those bucking bronco rodeo things you see at fairs...or some kind of weird trouser press.

And I am equally puzzled by the kitchen bathroom.

Like this : Body Sculpture BCR3100 Magic Rider www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B001WAKMHS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_qKksFbGC1EX0N?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

Pic 17 is the downstairs WC on the floorplan. Interesting that it doubles up as a wine cellar

No idea on what the thing next to the bed is.

It's a bbq. Definitely.
😂

The toilet/kitchen cupboards is the Downstairs wc, it's big and they've added some cupboard storage because their utility room is smaller. Makes sense to me but wondering what the 2 smaller cupboards are between the kitchen and the downstairs wc. They also seem to have a toilet that's only accessible from outside!

Robot in bedroom looks a bit like this....
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/283956148632

17 could be a utility with a loo in it. I have seen these occasionally.

Sex robot, for definite

Interesting! I've never heard of those riding things. I wondered if it was for making massive cheese toasties for a midnight feast.

@BatleyTownswomensGuild

Sex robot, for definite

@HungryPies That thing in the bedroom is an exercise machine. I think they vibrate. As for that bathroom, it has a wine rack, it's for secret drinkers.

I think it’s the downstairs loo and they keep their wine etc in there.

To be honest currently I’ve a load of beer sitting in mine, but it’s temporary,,,🤣

Oh my goodness ... a loo in the food store 😮.

Being affluent doesn’t come with built in common sense!

£1,000,000 can buy better than that @HungryPies 😬😊

My friend has one of those buckaroo exercise gizmos .... very embarrassing one afternoon when her adolescent son demonstrated it and was clearly pointedly enjoying it 😳

Food hygiene not their strong point then. Even I'm shocked at the idea of eggs/squash etc in a loo and I have a fairly robust attitude to dirt and hygiene. Yuck.

Horse riding machine in the bedroom my arse (no pun intended). They are swingers! That other little room is a dungeon.

@knittingaddict

Erm... that's not squash in those bottles. 😉

A bedspread on the kitchen table. Some of that stuff is really out of place.

Looks like a huge George Foreman standing grill to me... for those bedtime snacks!

And the food and drinks in the loo... 🤮

Pic 12 -a giant waffle maker for midnight cravings.

Pic 17 - studio apartment potential. Or someone who doesn't understand the hygiene factors of storing food and drink next to a toilet. Least the lid is closed.

A plug in sex chair
A naughty kitchen

They also seem to have a toilet that's only accessible from outside!

This makes sense when you consider that there is also a stables and paddock. They have access to an outdoor loo when doing horsey stuff without having to stomp dirty boots through the house or run plumbing and soil pipes out to the stable.

They also seem to have a toilet that's only accessible from outside!

I once viewed a house that had a toilet that was only accessible from the garden. Was told it was for the gardener to use. It looked as if no-one was ever permitted to actually use the garden, or walk on the grass so that made sense, but the entire house looked as if no-one ever set foot in it or even breathed in there.