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shyandretiring · 04/10/2007 21:14

Subject: The sensitive man

>>A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
> leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
> around his
>>apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely
> filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
>>There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds
> cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the

entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of
thought he had put into

organizing the display. There were small bears all along the
shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf,
enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found
it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a
collection ofTeddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and
actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a
she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be
Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him
kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip
off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few
things she had never done with any other man.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The
woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,
was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into
eyes, and says......................

"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"

OP posts:

LostMe · 04/10/2007 21:25

That is dreadful (trying not to laugh too much!) Must send it on to husband!!!

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