In two days I have to go on an all day family bike ride.
I have done myself quite the arse injury with an over indulgence of holiday white toast, sausages and egg sandwiches this past week and need to go to the shops today to attempt a quick rectification of my foolish self induced piles.
So far I’ve got prunes on my list. And some sort of unguent to ease the incessant itching.
What else?