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Identify this insect that just dropped on spouse’s head

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Trinketsfor20 · 19/08/2020 21:03

Spouse in toilet taking his usual 45 min long evening —game playing break— poo.

Texts me saying this has just landed on his head. What the fuck is it and can I just burn the toilet down with him and this inside it

(I do not like insects)

Identify this insect that just dropped on spouse’s head
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Snowpatrolling · 19/08/2020 21:13

Maybe a grass hopper?

JadesRollerDisco · 19/08/2020 21:20

It's Jimminy Cricket, right? He's in there with his conscience

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Trinketsfor20 · 19/08/2020 21:24

He says it’s possibly a grasshopper but I cannot use the loo anymore as I believe it might climb up Fanjolina Jolie if I go for a bleary eyed 3 am pee. Shudders.

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