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Madonna. Sixty-two. Sorcery. Etc.

35 replies

ChocAuVin · 16/08/2020 22:02

Here

Was sent this by an equally incredulous friend. I know intellectually the answer is surgery, smoke, mirrors and a fuck-tonne of cash, but... c’mon... 62?!

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ShitUsername · 17/08/2020 00:03

Yikes

Hellokitty82 · 17/08/2020 00:11

If anyone can put themself thru all that surgery why the hell hasn't she sorted her roots out 😂

But yeah

Super scary

Mammyloveswine · 17/08/2020 00:30

Or filters, face app and Photoshop????

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UZWS · 17/08/2020 00:34

Wow she's unrecognizable.

HBD Madonna!

ZaraCarmichaelshighheels · 17/08/2020 00:41

@SwedishEdith

She looks dreadful. Turning into Pete Burns. And, yes, she looks her age.
Why do they all end up looking like Pete Burns? It’s a strange phenomenon, go into surgery looking like yourself, come out a PB clone!
GrimDamnFanjo · 17/08/2020 01:48

I read somewhere that she has "roots" dyed in !
There was some gossip after her last divorce about the extreme lengths her beauty routine involved.
I think it's a shame as she is a celebrity who is not conventionally attractive and I expected her to break the mould a bit more as she aged. Instead she's committed herself to years of work.

IdblowJonSnow · 17/08/2020 01:56

Oh god, who cares? Seriously.
Happy birthday Madonna.

Horehound · 17/08/2020 01:59

Oh she looks a bit Pete Burns-ey

Horehound · 17/08/2020 02:00

Oh I see someone else thinks the same!

lovelymm · 17/08/2020 02:01

She looks foul! Plastic, rubbery and deeply unattractive. Her body isn't great either, did you see the recent nude one? Grim. The irony is that she'd probably look ok if she'd just left herself alone.

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