Okay this is completely lighthearted!
I was making a bacon sandwich this morning and whilst looking for the ketchup, I spotted the brown sauce. This reminded of the time when I saw a guy in the cafe in Asda rip the top off a brown sauce sachet and suck out the contents!!!!!
It still horrifies me to this day.
Anyone else with yucky stories to entertain me with (it's raining here and I have teenagers who haven't emerged from their beds yet)?