Yucky things you've seen people do in public

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Okay this is completely lighthearted!

I was making a bacon sandwich this morning and whilst looking for the ketchup, I spotted the brown sauce. This reminded of the time when I saw a guy in the cafe in Asda rip the top off a brown sauce sachet and suck out the contents!!!!!

It still horrifies me to this day.

Anyone else with yucky stories to entertain me with (it's raining here and I have teenagers who haven't emerged from their beds yet)?

I know! It’s probably one of the most disgusting things I could imagine happening to me!

About 10 years ago a kid about 7 just decided to sit in front of my subbed in Ibiza and start pooing on the beach!

I’ve seen a heroin addict retrieve a twenty pound note ( on a Main Street) from another heroin addicts areshole over a dispute about said twenty pound note. Once recovered they’ve gone into the pub toilets to wash down the note.

Woman having a pee in the bushes at the airport where I was working, overseas.
Broad daylight and about 100m from the building and toilets

@tectonicplates

Chewing gum Licking fingers when turning pages

Both are disgusting.

These are just normal things and not unusual at all!

Caught some woman taking a shit in the dark in the residential car park.

Dont to derail the thread but is there any wonder that we have to wear masks and sanitize ourselves now - dear God! But to add another story - boy of about 10 putting the apple sauce spoon from a carvery into his mouth and back into the bowl.

Also so so many people picking their nose. People are yuck!

Once saw a man shit himself whilst jogging. He had stopped me and asked where the nearest toilets were obviously quite desperate. I pointed them out and it all just started running down his legs.

Pretty sure he was more mortified than me.

Not flouncing but def leaving this thread..

Most bloody def not envy.

@Finfintytint
Where else can you put it if you can't find your wallet when you're about to go out and in a hurry?
I know I'll pop it in here, just got to find a helpful stranger to retrieve it before I go to the bar.

[quote RunningAwaywiththeCircus]- a couple giving each other very vigorous mutual masturbation in a nightclub. They were standing on a table with their hands down each other's trousers and attracting a crowd of onlookers.

Was it Sheffield during rag week? If so, I was there! Innocent fresher me took a while to cop on to the fact there were mattresses all over the floor for that reason.

WhoWouldHaveThougtThat. Gross though it is. I attended in a professional capicity. I watched this woeful transaction at the disgust and disbelief of the trainee who wondered what on earth they were getting themselves into.
Policing is a bit shit. Literally, lol.

@deathswiftlyfollows

I saw a chap get turned over inside a portaloo at a festival Was horrific

You win

@Finfintytint - I do hope, for your sake, he wasn't thinking he could bribe his way out of things once he rummaged through his 'wallet'

Brown sauce is a condiment that's brown in colour and is made of tomato, molasses, apple, tamarind, vinegar and spices. In our house it was often served with a cooked breakfast or meat like a chop if you didn't have gravy.

Incidentally, when I was little I moved from Birmingham, the home of the HP Sauce factory (in the day a well known sauce brand), to Chester. I would always know I was nearing my Nanna's house when We drove off the M6 onto the Aston Expressway and were met with the delicious aroma of spices emanating from the factory. Happy memories.

@Littlebeachhut

A couple walking down the road the guy grabbed the woman’s hand and held it on his crotch while they walked 🤮

Oh dear, this could be us...

It's all done in jest, a quick crotch grope here and a boob squeeze there... 🤭

In A&E I saw someone collecting discarded used chewing gum from under seats and popping them into her mouth 🤮

@Confusedpixo

A naked man having a very public wank in the middle of Bayswater Road. Me and a fried were on our way to Notting Hill carnival and I'd spent all week reassuring her that it was safe and not full of pervs and crooks. We were so shocked we actually stopped dead on the pavement and stared, just in time to see him finish and lick his hand 🤢

Fucking helllllllllllllllllll 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

The Portaloo story definitely wins.

There are lot of poo stories, which was to be expected, and utterly gross, but stealing twenty quid from up someone's bum is beyond rank. Shows how desperate it can make you.

Despite being a city girl (we moved back to Brum after a few years) the post about the mutual masturbation at the club had me blushing. I must Have had a sheltered upbringing .

These are all fantastic . Gross, but fantastic. Thank you for keeping me entertained on a grey Sunday afternoon.

I was once on a train next to a woman with a pre school age kid in a buggy.
She pulled out some nail clippers and started clipping his nails. I thought that was a bit gross... then she started clipping his toenails grim!

This week went out and when I was turning around in car park so I can park outside my house witnessed a teen age girl removing her tampax and replacing it, broad day light.

I saw a chap get turned over inside a portaloo at a festival

I've heard of festival bog-pushers - never go to the toilets at night without a friend to guard the cubicle - but are we actually talking a 360-degree rotation, like in those turning cage things they used to have at fairgrounds? That would be unpleasant enough to experience by surprise inside a clean, empty cupboard, let alone an already well-used festival turdis.

A man doing a poo in the dark near greenwich DLR station, he had a plastic bag which I think he was going to pick it up with to throw away...

I saw him drive get out the car and sneak to the corner ewww

I saw a woman giving a man a blow job in broad daylight on a bench in a square in the middle of London - not envy.

I saw a woman filing her nails and letting dust fall everywhere on the tube, likewise I saw a man clipping his nails on a train and letting them all drop on the floor.

People can be so disgusting.