Yucky things you've seen people do in public

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Okay this is completely lighthearted!

I was making a bacon sandwich this morning and whilst looking for the ketchup, I spotted the brown sauce. This reminded of the time when I saw a guy in the cafe in Asda rip the top off a brown sauce sachet and suck out the contents!!!!!

It still horrifies me to this day.

Anyone else with yucky stories to entertain me with (it's raining here and I have teenagers who haven't emerged from their beds yet)?

Was walking alomg behind a beach in France. There were a group of teen girls on the beach and several metres behind on a bench was an elderly man with a blanket over his lap wanking. I was with my parents and told then but they didn't believe me. Mum said the man probably had Parkinsons, but he was definitely masturbating.

Also sat opposite a guy clipping his nails onto the floor of a train which was rank.

fingernails not gingernails.

@Feralkidsatthecampsite especially with loos being shut in lockdown I've done a few car nappy changes. I wouldn't leave the nappy though and there's always had sanitizer in the car/changing bag.

I was on my first date with my other half. It was a secret relationship cos work rules were that one had to move to different branch (we were colleagues same job role different teams). On my first date we were joined by a work mate and his gf who saw us in the pub and gate crashed. Neither were very sharp and didn't twig we were on a date they just thought it was drinks after work. The work mate licked his gfs armpit at one point. It was so disgusting and my other half and I soon made ourselves scarce.

Girl in the bakers licking her fingers to open a paper bag, the man in front of me said “I don’t want those cakes now thank you”.

I saw a man take a shit next to the park bench. He was probably homeless and didn't have much choice, but good god that mental image didn't leave me for a long time!

deathswiftlyfollows Was that at Reading?

I was driving to work one day last year, stopped at lights and looked in the rear view mirror and the female in the car behind me was brushing her teeth.

My friend's toddler spat out his dummy onto the ground. She picked it up, popped it into her own mouth and then into his!

I once saw a woman get money out of her bra and hand it to a casher.

The cashier in my local Robert Dyas licks her fingers to open carrier bags.

We have (an otherwise lovely) friend who picks his teeth with a toothpick after meals.

I saw a woman taking a very obvious bare-bottomed dump outside Tottenham Court Road Odeon! It was shocking because she was facing the wall, bottom out, so as to afford everyone the clearest view possible.

The dummy thing is really common I’m afraid louis :o

@deathswiftlyfollows

I saw a chap get turned over inside a portaloo at a festival Was horrific

I may regret asking this and am possibly being stupid but what exactly does turned over mean here?! 😳

About twenty years ago I lived above a shop. Perfect height to see the top deck on the buses going past. One day I looked out and there was a man on the back seat having a rather furious wank. Seemed very pleased with himself.

DH has seen a woman have a shit at a bus stop and a man on a bus picking something out of his pubes.

Just realised they're all bus related.

Child, like 12 so old enough to know better, in harvester scraping half eaten pasta salad back into the serving tray.
Man scratching his bum and then running his teeth along his fingernails and spitting out what he found.
Man who pooed himself in Morrisons and kicked it under a display when it fell out of his shorts.
Not witnessed the main event but a toilet cubicle had bloody hand prints and smears over the walls.

Walking through a busy park in broad daylight one afternoon, a woman ahead of us stopped right next to the path, crouched down, stuck her head into a bush with her arse sticking out, pulled down her trousers and took a dump, and then casually walked off and left it there. It was the head in the bush that did it for us, as if that meant we couldn't see the rest of her. She was quite recognisable and we still see her around occasionally - she has become known as Park Arse Woman.

Wow!!! I've only only been into town with Teen #3 and there are so many replies. There are a lot of dirty buggers out there.

These are deliciously hideous.

In a bus. A woman picking her nose and a huge stringy snot worm came out. She wiped it under the seat.

I'm always surprised at how many women I see stopped at traffic lights, picking their noses.
Usually well dressed and groomed, with their finger half way up their snouts.
It's gross and of course the men do it just as much if not more, but certainly surprised the number of women.
Do people think others can't see them because they are in a tin box?

Saw someone who lives on our street, also someone who works at the same college as me, at the park opposite. Bit of a self righteous nob.

He was having a jog. Stopped. Looked around. Stuck his hands down his pants at the back. Scratched his arse crack vigorously. Took his hand out and smelt it.

Did I tell anyone? Course I did.

@LouisBalfour

My friend's toddler spat out his dummy onto the ground. She picked it up, popped it into her own mouth and then into his!

I once saw a woman get money out of her bra and hand it to a casher.

The cashier in my local Robert Dyas licks her fingers to open carrier bags.

We have (an otherwise lovely) friend who picks his teeth with a toothpick after meals.

The dummy thing? Totally normal!

And what else is a toothpick for?!

Someone on the Parisian Metro once vommed all over the floor what looked and smelled like mushroom soup. Haven't been able to eat it since.

@deathswiftlyfollows

I saw a chap get turned over inside a portaloo at a festival Was horrific

What does this mean?

Bloody hell, these have turned my stomach 🤢

So here's mine:

• nipped our for a quick wee at a parent's evening. When I returned to my classroom, a parent was changing her toddler's pooey nappy ON MY DESK. She didn't even wipe it. Just said 'Oh, just saw this room was empty.' before collecting up her things and buggering off again. At least she took the nappy sack with her.

• a couple giving each other very vigorous mutual masturbation in a nightclub. They were standing on a table with their hands down each other's trousers and attracting a crowd of onlookers.

• looked down and nearly stepped on a fully formed turd at the bottom of the shallow end in my local swimming pool. Definitely adult-sized. Pool attendant really wasn't arsed. Pool was packed with people swimming, literally, in someone's shit particles 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Turned over inside a portaloo - lifting the whole portaloo up and turning it over while someone is in it

Oh 😳 thanks for answering. Euwww 🤢