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Best Nickname?

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SephrinaX · 15/08/2020 15:47

What's the funniest nickname you've ever heard for someone?

My husband used to work with someone called Wayne Bruce and people called him "Man-bat"

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Piggypiggyoinkoink · 15/08/2020 16:48

Lancaster.

The person in question was an industrial radiographer - known in the trade as bombers - and was not known for their speed 😂

VetOnCall · 15/08/2020 17:45

The Wayne Bruce/Manbat one is pretty well known!

www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/01/27/funny-work-nicknames/

GoshHashana · 15/08/2020 19:04

I don't get Manbat!

SephrinaX · 15/08/2020 20:03

@GoshHashana

I don't get Manbat!
Batman's real name is Bruce Wayne.

So Wayne Bruce becomes Man Bat.

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SephrinaX · 15/08/2020 20:04

[quote VetOnCall]The Wayne Bruce/Manbat one is pretty well known!

www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/01/27/funny-work-nicknames/[/quote]
Yeah I think there has been a few Wayne Bruce's have had this issue! I have actually met this one so I know he's real Smile

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SephrinaX · 15/08/2020 20:09

Another one I saw somewhere was a Janitor at a school who was short, fat and balding who was nicknamed Janny DeVito.

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ChinookPilotsGoVertical · 15/08/2020 20:17

There was an officer in our battalion who was called "morphine" because he was a slow acting dope...
There was also a Craftsman in the LAD who had unfortunate "Ramboesque" tendencies. He was known as "12 gauge" which, with its shotgun connotations, pleased him mightily.
Had he consulted the army metalwork manual he'd have been less chuffed - it says "12 gauge metal is solid & hard to work with."

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