you couldn't make this stuff up (D.Trump)

[thehumblediamond]

From the BBC, because after all nothing else is going on today is it?

The US government has proposed changing the definition of a showerhead to allow increased water flow, following complaints from President Donald Trump about his hair routine.

Under a 1992 law, showerheads in the US are not allowed to produce more than 2.5 gallons (9.5l) of water per minute.

The Trump administration wants this limit to apply to each nozzle, rather than the overall fixture.

"So showerheads - you take a shower, the water doesn't come out. You want to wash your hands, the water doesn't come out. So what do you do? You just stand there longer or you take a shower longer? Because my hair - I don't know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect," he said.

I know - I read this out loud on a break at work and a colleague wondered if the BBC news page had been hacked. Sadly not. Utter garbage.

He’s an embarrassment.

I’m convinced he’s now just trying to be a parody of himself.

@Change17

I’m convinced he’s now just trying to be a parody of himself.

I don't think he has the brains.

Was he just watching the old Seinfeld episode? I also think his wall idea was pinched from Arrested Development.

I suspect he gets his ideas from sitcoms.

How's a satirist supposed to make a living these days?

The new spitting image ?

"I don't think he has the brains."
He does! He's an extremely stable genius don't forget. Like, very smart.

@CherryValanc

"I don't think he has the brains." He does! He's an extremely stable genius don't forget. Like, very smart.

Yes. He passed a test. A very very difficult test.

You really couldn't make this sort of stuff up.