Would you rather - question game

[BeeFarseer]

I played this the other day with my DC and fancied having a go here. Join me!

Some rules:

If you don't like absurdity and/or don't have a sense of humour, this isn't the thread for you. Please don't ruin it, there's plenty of other threads.

Let's move on if there have been lots of answers to the same question. If that happens, someone should ask a new question.

First question: Would you rather eat poo-flavoured ice-cream, or eat ice-cream flavoured poo?

I would rather eat poo-flavoured ice-cream. I could deal with the taste in the knowledge it isn't really poo.

Yes, knowing the flavour is artificial would help!

Would you rather be poor and happily married, or rich and single?

Would you rather:
Have sex with your partner being in your dads body or your dad in your partners body.

@Reader1984

Yes, knowing the flavour is artificial would help!

Would you rather be poor and happily married, or rich and single?

Rich and single if it’s obscenely billionaire type rich.

@Reader1984

Yes, knowing the flavour is artificial would help!

Would you rather be poor and happily married, or rich and single?

Depends on how poor and how rich, really!

I've been poor and happily married. I'll take rich and single this time. Don't tell DH.

This is one I heard on radio 1 quite a while back:

Would you rather:

a) have sex with Donald Trump but no one ever finds out

OR

b) not have sex with Donald Trump but everyone believes you have

@NotAnEMERGENCY

This is one I heard on radio 1 quite a while back:

Would you rather:

a) have sex with Donald Trump but no one ever finds out

OR

b) not have sex with Donald Trump but everyone believes you have

Oh no.. this one is SO hard! Erm....