Home Spar gift box

[JohnLapsleyParlabane]

I'm not imagining this, am I?
www.notonthehighstreet.com/edgeinspired/product/personalised-home-spar-gift-box-for-her?referredBy=plp

Dooooooes it include a lotto ticket, crispy fried pancakes and a nearly out of date Easter egg?

Dear lord.

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It’s a completely empty unlidded non-waterproof and possibly splintery box, for £30 plus 3.75 p&p.
It doesn’t have to say “home spar”
though. It’s personalised? Two input fields, so we can misspell the words of our choice?

I want mine with a load of local teenagers asking me to buy them a bottle of Lambrini.