Seriously? I have no words

[Fairenuff]

I must just be getting old

www.newchic.com/pants-4975/p-1530058.html?rmmds=theme

What the absolute fuck?
I'm dying here. (Laughing)

I think the circumcision pants are protective rather than for viewing purposes. Weird though.

I might like to buy a few of the weird underwear things,and hang them out to dry on my washing line. I am 78, and there is just me and my three cats here, so I would like to think my neighbours would think I have a weird bloke here,and have gone more doolally than usual.

Wondering whether to send a link to my ex's new girlfriend and say he's into this kind of stuff so some of these things might be perfect for a present for him.
She can also get him the circumcision pants for when she gets sick of his awful behaviour and does him a mischief. Wonder if they do a version with a magnifying glass so she can actually see it.

We call them shit catchers

I want one of the butt masks for shopping in. If I'm going to have to wear one...

OMG now I clicked on that website I have it scrolling it's delights in my mn ad bars. I need eye soap!!

Aaaaaahhhh

I don't even know what most of these things do!

@reefedsail
...and I don't intend to find out!!

The elephant long johns - why has he got his hand down there?????? Urghh.

OP - thanks for the laughs! OH would probably like these 'harem pants' (not on my watch though)

My mn ads are now full of this hahaha. I think this is the winner.

Scroll further down the page

www.newchic.com/thongs-4978/p-1565162.html?rmmds=detail_bottom_alsolike

i’ll just leave this here.

@Perro

Omg, scroll further down the page for something even worse - circumcision pants with a transparent section to ‘view the wound’ My eyes! WTAF?

That was a surprise to find it was a true statement 🙈🤣

Alongside some of the other items of clothing.

Thanks for the laugh op, 🙈 at the elephant pants, even worse customers have posted themselves wearing them! I can't unsee all the hair, omg

Even if one customer complained the elephant pants were too large!

Youve made my day :) love this thread

There are actually customer photos for some of the breathable briefs with their actual penis poking out of the top. How is that even allowed to be shown on an online shop like that? So weird, there are all these normal clothes and then strange underwear things and then customer photos. Just bizarre.

I like the harem pants. They’d look great on a lot of men, including that model. Hate the racist “Ethnic Style” description though. 🤮

Sunnydays you're too funny

Um...the model for the elephant pants appears to be sporting an erection. Is that legal?

What a treasure trove

@fflelp link or it didn't happen. Show me I want to see

@oldbagface
You really don't want to see - honestly you don't. But if you insist......

Warning: The first customer photo on here shows their penis so if you do not want to see it, do not click. You need to scroll down to see it.
www.newchic.com/briefs-4977/p-1366852.html?rmmds=detail_bottom_alsolike