Nearly sliced my nipple off today

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always been hap hazard but now I've nearly lost a nipple! Was in the bath shaving my legs and brought the razor higher up than intended resulting me having to wear a plaster on my nip until the bleeding stopped Anyone else done anything daft lately resulting in an injury?

Not nipple related but I once managed to shave off a small length of my hair while shaving my armpits.

My hair is long and it had wrapped around my arm in the shower. Didn't really notice until I looked at the razor and saw the lather lengthy hairs in it.

*rather

Never managed to use a razor without cutting myself... totally committed to electric shaver now.

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I was shaving once and noticed hair in the blades

So without thinking I rubbed by thumb across them.

Ouch!!!!

Had two thick slits on my thumb and my god did they bleed for ages

Yep, done that- twice!

I am rather well endowed (and saggy too) and have put my elbow down completely crushing my own nipple in bed on many an occasion and it never hurts any less.