Has your horoscope changed?

[Intertwinedroses]

I was scorpio and now I'm Libra!
It's taken me back a bit!

I've spent 41 years as an Aquarian - I refuse to change now

I'm no longer a Scorpio, does that mean I'm now less likely to be a serial killer?

Oh shit - I've already killed six people based on my old horoscope. Well, this is awkward!

Oh I’m so not a Gemini. I’m a cancerian through and through.

I'm now a Taurus and not a Gemini.
I'm not having it and staying a Gemini.

I feel cheated ☹️

If my birthday is on the border, which am I? Its included in 2 signs? I'm confused

Me and my 2 boys were cancer, we are all now Gemini. When I told ds2 he said NASA can go fuck itself, he was happy being cancer.

I have gone from Aquarius to Capricorn. I don't believe in star signs and always laughed reading the description of Aquarius as I never identified with any of the traits and it was the complete opposite to me - I am not eccentric or quirky.

Capricorn matches me eerily well though, the traits match me perfectly.

Ignoring the fact it's all a crock of shit anyway, how can there only be a week for Scorpio? Plus the "new" name sounds like it should be pronounced oh fuck this!

I'm still a pisces and DH is still talking bull, I mean taurus

I'm going to pretend I didn't see/hear about this!! I am 100% Scorpio, no way am I a Libra!

@PolloDePrimavera

Gaaah why all this hating on Taureans?! I was a Taurus, I am still a Taurus and NOTHING IS EVER GOING TO CHANGE ME!!

Typical response of a taurean

DH is now a Gemini.

I cannot be with a Gemini!

@LonginesPrime

I'm no longer a Scorpio, does that mean I'm now less likely to be a serial killer?

Oh shit - I've already killed six people based on my old horoscope. Well, this is awkward!

As an ex Scorpio, I can recommend good ways to hide your murderous trail.

No way am I a Leo, sod that for a laugh. Virgo through and through.

I am libra and Scorpio???

used to be Sagittarius

@totallyyesno

Going by that my dh no longer has a star sign!

You have to click on the list!

As an ex Scorpio, I can recommend good ways to hide your murderous trail.

Ah, thanks, but I think I'm good - no-one's ever going to believe that a well-balanced Libra has committed such heinous acts, so its the perfect cover story!

@Rockbird

No way am I a Leo, sod that for a laugh. Virgo through and through.

What's wrong with Leo's?!

:o

@ThisIsGonnaHurt

used to be Sagittarius

Me too, now this new dude that wrestles snakes???!

I am a goat, I have always been a goat and will remain a goat, end of. Also, it now say my younger daughter is now Leo which is just not possible and I will not allow it as I already have one of those and that's more than enough for any parent to deal with.

Apparently I'm a Capricorn now instead of an Aquarius. Great, I was a beautiful water carrier and now I'm a horny old goat. Have I wandered onto a menopause thread??

That can't be right I'm not a Sagittarius

I’m so glad I’m not a Scorpio any more.
Always hated it and wished for Aquarius or Virgo or anyway not such an ugly drawing.
I suppose Libra will do... better look up my new characteristics.

DD birthday has 2 signs. How are they working out which one you are?

Born before/after 12pm?