Not pregnant, so WTF?

[Somethingorotherorother]

For the past several months, I've been having what feels like early baby movements - like lava lamp bubbles in my belly.

I'm defo not pregnant:

-regular heavy periods
-same sensation for 4 months
-zero bump (I'm a size 8, babies show up early and huge on me

But the sensation is ongoing! Multiple times a day! What's going on?

Maybe speak to your GP, could be a bowel issue?

Most likely wind... I get "flutters" but am not and never have been pregnant.