Never have I ever...

[Peasbewithyou]

Never have I ever (today) uttered the following:

• No, please take the triceratops’ tail out of your willy.
• Please stop spitting in your brother’s mouth
• No, don’t worry darling you don’t have to give your sister any of your blood so that she can create a hybrid of you and a shark.

Parenting is officially bonkers.

those are all phrases I can totally see featuring in my future.

The kids have been at nursery today so I have nothing to add, but "no, daddy won't turn into a t rex and eat you" did feature yesterday.