What is your favourite line from a TV or movie?

[RosieLemonade]

This is one of my favourites. I love Mad Men and thought this summed up Don.

From The Good, The Bad and The Ugly:

Son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you

When you come to shoot, shoot - don't talk

Unk, Unk, Unk, it's got no name on it.

From The Bourne Identity:

I liked it better when I thought he was dead.

Last chance, Marie.

From The Vicar of Dibley:

Is sex with poodles always wrong?

Not a line as such, but the ending of Leela's Homeworld in Futurama, when we see Leela's estranged parents quietly protecting her as she grows up: saving her as a baby from falling downstairs, giving her cookies by reaching up through a toilet, delivering her a birthday present by reaching up through a drain, and covering her with a blanket when she's in bed. It's a beautiful scene which brings a tear to my eye every time.

Out. For. A. Walk...Bitch
(Spike, BtVS)

'He's so mauve, who knows what he'll do?'

No luck catching them swans then?

"Morons. I've got morons on my team."

West wing

I drink from the keg of glory .bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land. ( it’s going to be an unbearable day)

You accidentally slept with a prostitute. I don’t understand, did you trip over something.

Stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.

In fact every other sentence in the West Wing.

You're surrounded by armed bastards.

Down with this sort of thing! (millions from Father Ted tbh)

But most of mine are stupidly obscure and only make me and my (old school) friends laugh, so I won't repeat them.

‘What is this, asshole day?’

I demand to have some booze!

Monty you terrible cunt.

Both from Withnail and I.

@Buddyelf

Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want - Heath Ledger in 10 things I hate about you. I think about it often

Beautiful quote, beautiful man, and one of my favourite films

"Stop flexin ya muscles Jordan, you look like a fuckin' imbecile"

The Wolf of Wall Street

'A face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle'. The Thick Of It.

"You've dropped yer rock"
(from Braveheart)

Your lips are moving and you're complaining about something. That's whinging

Can I refill your eggnog? Get you a drink? Drive you to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?

'You have been weighed, you have been measured, you have been found wanting'
A Knight's Tale.

Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn

You've got red on you - Sean of the dead.

What's the matter? Never taken a short cut before? - Sean of the dead & hot fuzz

What if this is it? What if this is as good as it gets? Jack Nicholson.

"Get back ya bastard, I'll break your legs"

Peter Kay is a genius

We're in the express elevator to hell! Going down!

RIP Bill Paxton

“Do you have any tattoos, Brad?”

From father Ted - so many

'Sure didn't the good Lord himself pause for a cup of tea before giving himself up for the word" Mrs Doyle

They will be an ecumenical matter - father jack jacket.

Is there anything to be said for saying another mass? God I love saying mass!

He did kick me up the arse - bishop Brennan

If i drink tea there's a 70%chance I'll die - ah will you have a cup anyway?

Bishop.piggy in the middle

These are small......those are far away

Ad infinitum

Well colour me happy there's a seat in here made for two

“I wouldn’t know, I’ve never stood behind a man”
(In response to—“behind every great man is a strong woman”).

No matter how bad you wanna help someone all you can do is hold up a mirror

In life you always have a choice sometimes it’s easier to think you don’t

I don’t want to be brave I want to be myself